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33 Women Reveal The Weirdest Things Men Said To Them After Sex

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1.Alexa, dally You’re Welcome.

2.You would make a great single mother.

3 . Good activity!

4.I guess you can only fuck so many parties before you recognize you still dislike yourself.

5.You were my 10 th. That’s double toes!

6 . Am I a dad now?

7 . I actually hope someone learn us.

8.What is it about good copulation that manufactures me have to crap?

9.Do you take Visa?

10 . If you get pregnant I’m not paying child support.

11 . Your vagina is smaller than other vaginas I’ve had sexuality with.

12 . If this were the olympics, you would win a amber medal.

13.My ex girlfriend’s dog would watch us have sex … all the time.

14.I remember I miss my ex…

15.Hey, don’t tell anyone about last nighttime. I get enough shit for being vegan.

16 . Damn, it’s moister than an oyster down here.

17.I wish you were skinnier so I could see my penis hit your stomach.

18 . I’ve just never seen boobs as small as yours.

19.I typically last longer.

20.You are almost beautiful.

21 .Alright, calling your Uber home.

22.I don’t have the calmnes to induce you cum.

23.Wait. What was your name again?

24.Would you believe me if I said I actually experienced spending time with you?

25.You feel so dense right now. I’ve never felt more like there’s a subject lying on me.

26 . I think some my sweat dripped on your face!

27 . I pot I time ROCKED your WORLD.

28.Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

29.Okay are we done?

30 . Do you like egg sandwiches?

31 . High five!

32 . You’re such a naughty … wolf. Oh fuck. Now I’m thinking about the X-men. I’m not hard anymore.

33 . Mission reached.

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