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The 30 Craziest Reasons Couples Have Gone To Marriage Counseling 

1 . My sister-in-law made an appointment for marriage counseling because her husband accosted their hound before her when coming home from work.

2.It’s always the meals. I don’t see duets anymore because I cannot have one more conversation with adult human beings about the various philosophies of dish washing.

3.My uncle and his wife, reasoning: She lost a frying pan.

4.Couldn’t determined on which chicken to buy for their chicken farm.

5 . A pimp and one of his copulation works planned a session to see me as they are having mistrust concerns. They were legally married and he was unhappy with how she couldn’t “leave work at work.” Best. Couple. Ever.

6.My cousin went to counseling because her husband slice the sandwich directly inside of diagonal. When I firstly heard it, I thought it was a joke.

7.Because naps. On weekends, I take a nap in the afternoon. Boyfriend was not ok with that and held I stop. I’ll never forget the surreal feeling of his roommates watching me leave his home while he yelled at me.

8.There was a couple who fought because the husband stopped liking cheese for some reason.

9.My aunt and uncle do weekly inspects because my aunt doesn’t like that my uncle masturbates. They have been going for 3 years, and my uncle isn’t gonna budge. I don’t know why he deters paying coin to a counselor who clearly isnt ever going to convince him to stop.

10.They got into a domestic because he wouldn’t try her jam.

11.Not a adviser, but my friend is one, and a duet came back her( unofficially) because the wife wouldn’t tell her hubby when her mum was coming over because she knew he’d be “sick” or “out” that day.

12.He was ” gone too much at work .” That is also the reason why she chiselled on him. Eleven occasions. With his brother.

13.Couldn’t decide to buy a hound or cat.

14 . Guy I knew from an inbred part of the country. Everyone had the same last name, went to a mentor to address the issue that his brother was clamping his girlfriend, she was their cousin. Counselor said,” Nope, too weird for me ,” and ship him on his way.

15 . Bananas … Someone bought the wrong quantity of bananas.

16.Not a union counsellor, but my ex gave me so much abuse for having an affair with another woman in her dreams. Needless to say I helped her pack and paid for the taxi to take her away. Bat shit crazy, certainly evaded a bullet with that one.

17.I conceive my favorite was a woman who married a adult whose papa and brethren labor in a successful family business. Husband didn’t work in the family business and didn’t want to. Wife married him anyway think him to be her meal ticket. Eleven years later he still hasn’t gone into the family business and she feels BETRAYED.

18.Didn’t know how to decide whether to have salt and pepper or merely salt or seasoning on eggs.

19.A buddy of mine was in therapy with his wife. She told me later that my friend( let’s bellow him Gary) has a boozing problem.

Me:” Wait. What? Since when is Gary booze? I never received him imbibe booze .”

Her: “That’s the problem.”

Oh Gary, I hope you are fine now.

20.They were saying over who got the Tv remote.

21.Well, my SO and I went to counseling because he wanted to change our oldest child’s first name. I didn’t want to and trying to have a tolerable exchange about it wasn’t happening. I think it’s a pretty stupid reason to get counseling BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK CHANGES THEIR THREE YEAR OLDS NAME.

22.Not a counselor but my ex-wife made an appointment because she was almost like me hanging out with my family was wrong and I needed to stay home with her 24/7.

23.One time a pair decided to get divorced while sitting in my part because they disagreed on the better way to cook a hot dog. He was pro-boil. She was pro-grill. They could not find a suitable compromise and that was the husband’s final straw.

24.A couple started in because the wife wouldn’t realize coffee in the mornings, the partner thought it was ” foots” for divorce…

25. My dad made my mommy to one because she liked to razz in the car with the window down. They didn’t last long.

26 . When my ex and I were having questions, she proposed wedlock counseling. We went to a few sessions. I found out after the divorce she only departed because she thought it would draw her seem better in the divorce. Indiana is a no flaw position so all it did was cost me money.

27.Not me but my buddy’s wife expected counseling after his refusal to ” mend” his practice of leaving the seat up. Apparently the straw that broke the camel’s back was he didn’t realize his poo’ came back up’ and she fell into the toilet on his old, waterlogged shit.

28.My mum still talks about the Christmas where my papa didn’t help her peel and prepare a bag of sprigs. They were divorced and he’s dead and it still comes up from time to time.

29.Vaccinate their child. Dad says start, mom says no.

30.My ex made an appointment for us when he got his side girl pregnant. I was 26 and in grad school, lonely, accentuated, and horribly gaslit, and departed along. At the time the therapist would say,’ If he hasn’t changed by now he’s not going to. Usually I’m trying to keep people together but I’m not sure I can now .’ I would get mad. Now I look back and think come on girl, extended.

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