Euphoria’s Savage Shift: When Violence Becomes the Ultimate Power Play—Are You Ready to Face the Fallout?
Ever notice how flashy scenes with boobs, butts, and guns alone rarely make a compelling show? That’s the dilemma “Euphoria” wrestles with—and thankfully, this week’s episode finally serves up a plot tasty enough to chew on. We dive headfirst into Jules’ breezy descent into the sugar baby hustle; it’s like striking gold, but with way more tights and plastic wrap. Meanwhile, Rue’s juggling guns with a dash of conscience, and a wedding unravels with all the chaotic charm—and looming drama—you could ask for. So, what’s really driving power in this whirlwind world—money, loyalty, or the next big betrayal? Buckle up, because the pieces are falling into place, and it’s anything but boring. LEARN MORE
As we’ve quickly learned, boobs, butts, and guns are not enough to make a good show. Fortunately, this week’s episode of Euphoria is finally giving us the outlines of a plot.
We open on a scene with Jules painting. Rue’s narration, meanwhile, points out the windows of opportunity for wealth in America as we track Jules’s journey to her sugar baby career (“Like striking gold in the Gold Rush,” Rue says). Anything’s better than retail! Once familiar with the rules of sugar daddy-dating, Jules begins dating: there’s a 48-year-old lawyer with intimacy issues and a proclivity for tights; a cocky Hollywood producer; and a finance guy. Finally, she finds the one: Ellis (Sam Trammell), a handsome but married plastic surgeon. Over a fancy dinner, Jules asks him if his wife knows he fucks “trannies” (she does). They’re kind of hitting it off, at least as much as you can in this dynamic. Ellis becomes her only client, and she drops out of art school. She’s making a ton of money, after all—why stay a broke student? She does have to contend with his fetishes, which include wrapping her in plastic while she stands with her arms above her head. Weird, but okay!
Then we’re back at the Silver Slipper, where Rosalía is dancing onstage with her bejeweled neck brace. A customer is led to a back room by a dancer, but instead of a lap dance, he gets to… shop from a series of guns that Rue is selling? She makes a point to tell us at least the guns are headed to Mexico, not to be used on American soil. (She’s not like other arms dealers, she’s an arms dealer with a conscience!) She’s also getting a 3% commission. Alamo doesn’t love it when Rue says she’s hoping to go legit with the guns of it all some day. He makes a point to problematize what is legal and illegal based on history—this man loves to hyper-focus on a word (last week it was “pig”). Alamo says the only thing that matters is power—and the way to getting power is money (feels like Levinson’s thesis to this season so far). Before they can keep going, another one of his pigs busts into the club, supposedly the one they sent to Laurie’s house, which Alamo shoots down (a poor girl gets covered in pig’s blood in a very Carrie moment). As revenge, Alamo and his crew resolve to take out Paladin, her beloved parrot. This feels like a proxy drug war via animals? (Someone better update Does the Dog Die.)
Over at Jules’s swanky but very minimal apartment, Rue convinces Jules to be her plus one at Cassie and Nate’s wedding by slipping some cash into her bra. “I’m your sugar daddy now,” she says. (OMG!) And before you know it, we’re at the wedding—which feels so quick, didn’t they just settle on flower arrangements two seconds ago? How much time has passed? What year is it? Whatever, let’s just go with it. Nate is nervous and/or hungover, puking in his tux and hyperventilating in a paper bag, and Cassie is freaking out in her Wiederhoeft corset gown, which feels about right for a wedding. We finally get to see the very over-the-top, $50,000 worth of floral arrangements that pushed Cassie into an OnlyFans career and, at least temporarily, threatened to derail their relationship. Rue and Jules walk in together (the former in a natty blue suit with ratty Converse, and the latter in a naked dress with strategically draped blue fabric that mostly covers her body); while Maddy is in a different kind of naked dress, this one a mossy green number with cutouts and a matching chunky fur. (Just what is the dress code at this wedding?) Perhaps for the first time since high school, the crew is finally all back together! Cal pretends he doesn’t remember Jules, Lexi is a bridesmaid, and Suze (Alanna Ubach) walks her daughter Cassie down the aisle while sharing foreboding stories about the death of hopes and aspirations that came after her wedding day. Not helpful, mom!
The ceremony goes off without a hitch: Nate and Cassie say “I do” at the altar and are now husband and wife. Shortly after, Rue gets a call from Alamo asking her to make a drug pick-up at Laurie’s. She tries to get out of it but he’s obviously unconcerned with her personal goings-on. The reception gets underway, and the centerpiece is an absolutely ridiculous ice sculpture of the married couple—did Nate give into it more easily than the flowers, I wonder? We get a cameo of Barbara “BB” Brookes (Sophia Rose Wilson), who’s pregnant. When the speeches begin, Nate’s mom Marsha (Paula Marshall) takes some time to rudely mention the other girls he’s brought home, at which point Maddy starts to feel some type of way about it all (weddings are emotional, even without the very obvious shade).
Cal ends up giving a drunk speech after pounding drinks. It’s bittersweet to see Eric Dane have such a juicy role on the show—despite the character being a (somewhat reformed) creep. Jules actually ends up confronting Cal about their sex tape—but apparently the reason he got busted by the police was a sex tape with someone else who was two-and-a-half months away from being 18, and Jules’s video never actually made it to the police. (It’s suggested that Nate protected her by not submitting it as evidence). Cal is a registered sex offender now, which is the least of what he deserves, tbh—especially after he tries to defend his behavior with some very weird stuff. It’s… interesting to hear him continue to fetishize youth after being prosecuted for his actions, but okay!
Things are going fine until Naz suddenly shows up. Oops! Looks like Nate and I both forgot about the money he owes. While they’re trying to enjoy their wedding meal, Naz takes the opportunity to ask Nate where the hell his cash is. Overhearing the confrontation, Heather starts freaking out because she and her husband have invested quite a bit of their money into Nate’s nursing home venture (including investing their child’s college fund which seems… ill-advised!) We get another Cassie cry-smiling moment right before their first dance; she’s holding back tears after Nate says they’ll have to downsize to pay Naz back. (If Maddy is sad, she should be thanking her lucky stars that she’s avoiding this mess.) The party really starts when the band performs Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz’s “Get Low.”
As the reception wraps, Nate and Cassie make their way out and into their limo back home; all fake smiles and clenched jaws. He’s trying to talk her off the ledge; he’ll figure it all out, tomorrow is a new day! Except maybe not—when they get home, they find Naz waiting for them. Nate gets severely beaten by goons, and the scene gets messy. There’s blood splattering on the wallpaper, Cassie gets pushed to the floor, realizes she’s bleeding and starts wailing. I can’t tell if I’m supposed to be laughing or screaming or both, but then it all gets too real when Nate’s toe gets snipped off. Ew!
Throughout the wedding, we’ve seen quick flashes of Rue’s drug pick-up adventures. You see, she has a bad feeling about this pickup, but makes her way to Laurie’s anyway. On her drive over, she chats with Fez on the phone; he’s telling her how he wants to escape prison by doing parkour.
Rue eventually arrives at Laurie’s along with Bishop (Darrell Britt-Gibson), where they’re greeted with a pretty frosty reception. Laurie tries to convince Rue to come back by saying “the grass is always greener by the septic tank,” but I’m pretty sure Rue is happier getting paid well and not living with racist creeps. Earlier in the episode, Laurie and her guys suggest they kidnap Rue, so I kept waiting for something to happen, but it’s actually Alamo’s guys who are on the attack. (Remember? They want to take out the parrot.)
Bishop is able to sneak a dissolving capsule of something poisonous into poor Paladin’s water bowl. (Then there’s a very odd slow-motion scene where Bishop throws a wad of cash in the air after they talk about the actor Richard Boon, who played the character Paladinin Have Gun – Will Travel, a Western series that premiered in the late ‘50s. I wonder, how many of these Western references are going above my head? Reminds me of this tweet about how Levinson thinks he’s Quentin Tarantino.) Anyway, Rue and Bishop leave Laurie’s house unscathed, and later we see Paladin flop over in his cage and die. RIP buddy! There will definitely be repercussions for this later on.
In the episode’s last moments, Rue gets pulled over by… a DEA agent?! I guess that’s who we saw following her when she dropped Angel off at rehab last week. Will Rue turn informant to get Alamo and Laurie busted? Will she stay loyal to either or both of them? Will she even have a choice? Guess we’ll have to tune in next week to find out.



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