Unlock the Secret South Park Release Dates – Get Ahead of the Curve Before Everyone Else!

Is there anything left untouchable in the wild, outrageous world of South Park? I seriously doubt it — these guys have taken satire to a whole new level in the season 27 opener. Trey Parker and Matt Stone didn’t just poke at the usual suspects; no, they aimed their sharp comedic arrows right at the Paramount Network itself, ripping into its controversial settlement with Donald Trump. Picture this: the former president tossed into bed with Satan and then hurled across the desert with his, well… “teeny, tiny penis” on full display. And yes, they even argued for days over whether to blur it out — spoiler alert: they didn’t; they put eyes on it instead. That last bold move seemed to pay off big time, pulling in 5.9 million viewers and marking the show’s biggest season premiere audience since ’99. The season’s second episode didn’t hold back either, skewering policies like ICE raids and spotlighting unexpected characters like Kristi Noem facing off against Krypto the Superdog. If you’re wondering where to catch all this madness, South Park has officially shifted its streaming home exclusively to Paramount+ following that massive $1.5 billion deal — no more HBO Max. Buckle up, because the chaos is just getting started. LEARN MORE

Is there anything South Park hasn’t made fun of yet? In the much-talked-about season 27 opener two weeks ago, creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone used their long-running animated series to take shots at the Paramount Network for settling its lawsuit with Donald Trump, place the president in bed with Satan, and then send him spiraling around in the desert with his “teeny, tiny penis” out. Fresh off a new $1.5 billion streaming deal with Paramount, it seems that the adult comedy won’t pull any punches this season.

“It’s always like, ‘So we love the episode … but we’re gonna blur the penis,’ ” Parker told the San Diego Comic-Con audience last week about the network’s response. “And I’m like, ‘No, you’re not gonna blur the penis.’ ”

“We put eyes on the penis,” Stone added, with Parker noting that “if we put eyes on the penis, we won’t blur it. And then that was a whole conversation for about four fucking days.”

For what it’s worth, the eyes on the penis are working. South Park reportedly brought in 5.9 million viewers across Comedy Central and Paramount+ for the season 27 premiere, which garnered the “biggest share of the cable audience for a season premiere episode since 1999,” according to CNN.

In the second episode, South Park continued to spoof the president’s policies, including ICE raids and a scene depicting United States secretary of homeland security Kristi Noem shooting Krypto the Superdog from Superman outside of Mar-a-Lago.

How Can I Watch South Park Season 27?

After Parker and Stone’s massive Paramount deal, South Park is no longer streaming on HBO Max. All 27 seasons of the adult animated comedy are now exclusively streaming on Paramount+. New episodes drop weekly on Comedy Central on Wednesdays at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT, before they’re available to stream Thursday mornings on Paramount+ at 6:00 a.m. ET/3:00 a.m. PT. For a full breakdown so you never miss the latest chaos, check out a full release schedule for season 27 below:

Episode 1: “Sermon on the Mount” — July 23

Episode 2: “Got a Nut” — August 6

Episode 3: “TBA” — August 13

Episode 4: “TBA” — August 20

Episode 5: “TBA” — August 27

Episode 6: “TBA” — September 3

Episode 7: “TBA” — September 10

Episode 8: “TBA” — September 17

Episode 9: “TBA” — September 24

Episode 10: “TBA” — October 1