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Meet Gennings Dunkers: The Mustachioed NFL Prospect Whose Mulleted Powerhouse Physique Is Turning Heads and Breaking Molds

You ever wonder why some athletes become famous for everything but their talent? Like that poor guy who confessed his Olympic drama and blew up everywhere, right? Well, last weekend at the NFL Scouting Combine—a marathon of sprints, squats, and awkward interviews—a guy named Gennings Dunker stole the spotlight without even breaking a sweat on the stopwatch. Standing tall at 6’5″ and tipping the scales at 319 pounds, Dunker didn’t just run his 40-yard dash; he fired finger guns while doing it. Sure, that’s wild—but it’s his blazing red mullet and a mustache that looks like it escaped from a biker gang that really made people stop scrolling. This isn’t your usual hot prospect story… It’s got heart, humor, and a whole lot of grit. Curious to meet the guy who might just be football’s most legendary character? Buckle up. LEARN MORE

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Nowadays, athletes go viral (sorry, man who confessed his infidelity during the Olympics) for anything and everything that doesn’t have to do with their physical ability. And this past weekend, at the NFL Scouting Combine—the most tedious moment on the league’s calendar, where 300-plus men prove they can run and jump and lift—this happened to a man named Gennings Dunker.

Yep. Gennings. Dunker. I would give anything to know his middle name.

The former Iowa Hawkeyes lineman—listed at a behemoth 6’5″ and 319 pounds—is one of the biggest stories coming out of the combine, and not because of his 40-yard-dash time. (Which, for the record, you must watch, but only in slow motion. He may be the only prospect in NFL history to sprint while shooting finger guns.) It’s the hair. Gennings Dunker saw Alyssa Liu’s striped look and raised her one incinerator-red, gorgeous mullet. He saw Jack Hughes’s missing tooth become the stuff of legend and said, What if I grew a mustache that looked a skid mark on the road to hell? The flow is well-groomed, lustrous, and looks like a gasping sandworm when he runs. It’s amazing.

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At this point, you’re probably wondering: Who the fuck is Gennings Dunker?

Aside from looking like one of those beavers from the new Pixar movie reincarnated as an NFL lineman, Gennings Dunker is seemingly the most legendary 22-year-old in this country, or at the very least in his hometown of Lena, Illinois. His 2023 profile in The Athletic is the best thing you’ll read this week. His escapades include, but certainly aren’t limited to: Winning a hay bale-throwing contest, releasing ducks into his school as a senior prank, and his love of the book Man’s Search for Meaning by psychiatrist and Holocaust survivor Viktor E. Frankl, because this man is an honest-to-god scholar, too. People close to Dunker call him Dunk, apparently, which is great because there is a similarly colossal man who goes by Dunk in HBO’s last Game of Thrones show.

Once asked what he enjoys about driving another man in the opposite direction as himself, he said, “Oh, it’s like crack. It’s the best thing in the world. I love it. I wish I could get more of it. It’s what you live for … If you can run them into the goal post, that’s nice too, but I’d rather put them on their back. That’s my favorite.” Perfect.

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Like I said: Perfect.

Men like Gennings Dunker just don’t exist anymore. There’s something about simplicity (“if you can run them into the goal post, that’s nice too”), flair (the mullet of Joe Dirt’s envy), and surprisingly deep interiority (the man’s deep love of nonfiction), that feels like it doesn’t exist anymore. And one more thing: class. When asked if he ever considered the transfer portal—which, in today’s NIL era, offers the distant hope of fame and fortune—he said, “I don’t even know what schools I could’ve transferred to because I didn’t look. I didn’t want to look, couldn’t pay me to leave. I wouldn’t have left. It meant everything for me to play at Iowa and play for Coach Ferentz. There’s some things that money can’t buy or replicate.”

I wish there were more Gennings Dunkers in the world.

And wouldn’t you know it, some pundits see Dunker going to my Pittsburgh Steelers. If that happens? Dunk, my good man, I’ll buy you a beer. If that doesn’t work, I know a farm where we can get a few bales of hay up.

As Esquire’s senior entertainment editor, Langmann edits coverage of film, television, sports, and video games. During his seven years at Esquire, he’s interviewed celebrities and athletes such as Matthew McConaughey, Terry Bradshaw, Steph Curry, Carrie-Anne Moss, Josh Brolin, and more. Langmann has also contributed several essays to the magazine, which range from the time he learned how to ride a bike as an adult, to the time he ingested a dangerous amount of caffeine in the name of journalism. All of that said, Esquire readers might know him best from his chaotic time recapping Westworld. He’ll never forgive HBO for taking it away from him.