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How a Unexpected Democratic Senate Victory Is Shaking the GOP to Its Core—and What That Means for the Future

Ever find yourself wondering how political circus acts and international standoffs could possibly tie into your weekend unwind? Well, buckle up, because this isn’t your typical breezy stroll through current events. Picture the Senate locking horns over TSA funding amidst a backdrop of global tension in the Strait of Hormuz — where patience is wearing thinner than your favorite workout leggings post-laundry day. While politicians juggle bills and power plays (and yes, chaos reigns supreme on Capitol Hill), somewhere in the deserts of the Sahara, paleontologists are unveiling dinosaur drama that could rival any reality TV plot twist. So, do you ever stop and ask yourself—how do these disparate scenes shape the world we’re trying to thrive and stay healthy in? Let’s dive into this eight-minute read that’s as packed and layered as your favorite protein-packed smoothie — all served with a side of humor and a sprinkle of sobering truths. LEARN MORE

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Out on the Weekend

(Temporary Musical Accompaniment to the Last Post of the Week from the Blog’s Favourite Living Canadian)

You are looking live at the Strait of Hormuz.

Anyway, it looked as though the Democratic members of the Senate had won what gamblers call “the whole game” on funding the TSA. Not only did they get what they wanted, but they have thrown the Republicans into chaos. For four hours, it looked as if the knot was completely untied. The Senate passed a bill that would fund all of the Department of Homeland Security except ICE and some of the Border Patrol, essentially accepting a deal the Democrats had been offering for weeks now. The measure then moved to the other side of the Capitol, where the wild things are. From Politico:

“The only thing standing between ending this chaos or not are House Republicans,” Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries said. “There’s a bipartisan bill that emerged from the Senate with uniform support, and it should be brought to the floor immediately so we can pay TSA agents, so we can end the chaos at airports across the country and stop inconveniencing millions of Americans.”

Speaker Moses, whose feet have not touched the bottom of the pool for a while now, is scrambling trying to please everybody in his caucus, which is impossible without a whip, a chair, and a decent tranq gun.

Speaker Mike Johnson is trying to build Republican support for a short-term bill that would fund all Department of Homeland Security operations through May 22, after the Senate passed a deal overnight that left out money for Immigration and Customs Enforcement and some dollars for Customs and Border Protection.

The Louisiana Republican shared the plan on a House GOP Conference call shortly after noon Friday, honoring a commitment he made to members of the House Freedom Caucus earlier in the day that he would pursue a path out of the extended DHS shutdown that didn’t involve punting on funding for immigration enforcement activities.

There is no guarantee this plan will have support in the House, where GOP centrists are already balking at the proposal, according to four people granted anonymity to share their direct knowledge of the trajectory of negotiations Friday afternoon.

It’s also highly unlikely this gambit would pass in the Senate, which has already left town for a two-week recess. Republicans would need to rely on the other chamber approving the measure through a unanimous consent agreement—and Senate Democrats are warning they’ll reject it.

“A 60 day CR that locks in the status quo is dead on arrival in the Senate, and Republicans know it,” said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer in a statement Friday afternoon. “We’ve been clear from day one: Democrats will fund critical Homeland Security functions—but we will not give a blank check to Trump’s lawless and deadly immigration militia without reforms.”

But the House Rules Committee is expected to meet Friday evening to tee up a process for voting on a eight-week DHS stopgap, with the expectation GOP leaders will schedule a vote on final passage for Saturday.

And looming over the whole mess is the president, who’s busy screwing around in the Persian Gulf at the moment, but who most assuredly will come blundering into whatever agreement is eventually reached.

Meanwhile, back in the strait, the wheel has stopped for the moment on some weird kind of stalemate. From CBS News:

President Trump and top White House officials have been told that Iran’s counter-proposal would likely arrive Friday via interlocutors, two of the sources said. At the time of publication the response had not yet been received by intermediaries. White House officials are cautiously hopeful that the latest negotiations are making progress, two of the sources said. U.S. special envoy Steve Witkoff said Thursday that the administration had presented Iran, through Pakistan as an intermediary, a 15-point plan for a potential peace deal. A regional source told CBS News that Pakistan had direct contact with Iran’s security establishment that controls the country, not just the foreign ministry. Mr. Trump said Thursday that a number of his top advisers are working on negotiations with Iran, including Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Vice President JD Vance in addition to Witkoff and his son-in-law Jared Kushner.

I don’t think I believe anything Witkoff says. I wouldn’t buy a banana from the man. And a 15-point plan? There is no way the president read past, say, point 3.

Weekly WWOZ Pick to Click: “Transition Blues” (Corcoran Holt): Yeah, I still pretty much love New Orleans.

Weekly Visit to the Pathé Archives: Here, from 1966, we see the mass production of hot cross buns. Jesus, as Judie Sill told us, was a cross maker. So was our man Frank Simmons, without whom all we’d have every Holy Week were … buns.

Pete Hegseth is a creep and a fool. He’s also many worse things. From The New York Times:

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is blocking the promotion of four Army officers to be one-star generals, a highly unusual move that has prompted some senior military officials to question whether the officers are being singled out because of their race or gender. Two of the officers targeted by Mr. Hegseth are Black and two are women on a promotion list that consists of about three dozen officers, most of whom are white men, senior military officials said.

Mr. Hegseth had been pressing senior Army leaders, including Army Secretary Daniel P. Driscoll, for months to remove the officers’ names, military officials said. But Mr. Driscoll, citing the officers’ decades-long records of exemplary service, had repeatedly refused. Earlier this month, Mr. Hegseth broke the logjam by unilaterally striking the officers’ names from the list, though it is not clear he has the legal authority to do so.

This is no way to run an army. Or a country, for that matter.

The frustrations with Mr. Hegseth’s approach came to a boil last summer during a heated exchange between Ricky Buria, Mr. Hegseth’s chief of staff, and Mr. Driscoll about a separate promotion. Mr. Buria chastised the Army secretary for selecting Maj. Gen. Antoinette R. Gant, a combat engineer who served in Iraq and Afghanistan, to take command of the Military District of Washington, said three current and former defense and administration officials familiar with the exchange. The command provides security and performs ceremonial duties in the nation’s capital, and its commander often appears alongside the president at Arlington National Cemetery. Mr. Buria told Mr. Driscoll that President Trump would not want to stand next to a Black female officer at military events, the officials said.

What a crew. These guys shouldn’t be allowed to order soldiers across the street, let alone into a war zone.

Discovery Corner

Hey, look what we found! From GB News:

Historians have identified the first known visual depiction of a woman battling wild animals in a Roman amphitheatre, marking a significant breakthrough in understanding female participation in ancient blood sports. The remarkable image comes from a mosaic dating back approximately 1,700 years, originally unearthed in the French city of Reims. It shows a bare-chested woman armed with a whip, engaged in combat with a leopard.

“Women fighting beasts in arena games are attested by the written sources, but no visual source is known to show their image,” wrote researcher Alfonso Mañas in the International Journal of the History of Sport.

It gives one pause to know that the Roman Empire was more advanced re: women’s sports than American colleges were for more than two millennia. At least they kept the traditional numeral for Title IX.

Hey, A-Z Animals,is it a good day for dinosaur news? It’s always a good day for dinosaur news!

The Sahara is known as one of the most inhospitable places on Earth. This harsh, desert landscape spans eleven countries and 3.6 million square miles. However, 95 million years ago, during the Cretaceous Period, the region was a very different ecosystem. Much of what is now desert was once a vast network of rivers, wetlands, and floodplains. These waterways supported a wide range of animals, including dinosaurs.

A 2019 research study led by Paul Sereno, a paleontologist at the University of Chicago, uncovered the fossilized remains of a previously unknown species of Spinosaurus. The discovery was made in a remote region of the Sahara that is now Niger. Interestingly, the expedition only came about due to a brief note from the 1950s that mentioned a saber-shaped fossil tooth from a Carcharodontosaurus in the region. However, the search team uncovered something far more significant—a new species, now named Spinosaurus mirabilis.

Spinosaurus mirabilis is one of the most unusual dinosaur discoveries in recent years, as it had a very different appearance from other spinosaurid dinosaurs. The two expeditions to the Sahara Desert unearthed several unusual bones. These bones were eventually identified as part of a massive crest rising from the top of the dinosaur’s skull. The fossil evidence shows that this crest curved upwards in a striking blade-like shape. It’s estimated that the crest could have reached up to 20 inches high. This makes it potentially the tallest crest known on any carnivorous dinosaur. Spinosaurid dinosaurs are best known for the distinctive large sail structures on their backs, rather than for having crests on their heads. The presence of such a prominent crest in Spinosaurus mirabilis has therefore raised important questions about why this species evolved so differently from its relatives.

Maybe it was a nasty family argument about head shapes. Dinos were very serious about head shapes. But if they all looked the same, they would not make us happy today because they lived back then.

I’ll be back on Monday for whatever fresh hell awaits. Be well and play nice, ya bastids. Stay above the snake-line and wear the damn masks, and take the damn shots, especially the boosters and any New One. In your spare time, spare a thought for the Iranian people and the Lebanese people and all the other people downrange in our newest war, and all the people in ICE detention, and the victims and their families in the Tumbler Ridge school shooting in Canada, and for the shooting victims in Austin, and in Michigan, and in Virginia, and for the brilliant journalists of The Washington Post, and for the citizens of the occupied city of Minneapolis and South Burlington, Vermont, and for all the people suffering from the severe cold brought by the current polar vortex. And the people in the flooded areas of southern Africa, and in the flooded areas in Ireland, and in the flooded areas of Brazil, and for people suffering from the outbreaks of measles, a particularly brutal flu, and Legionnaires’ disease outbreak in Harlem, and for our LGBTQ+ citizens, who deserve so much more from this country than they’re getting.