Is the President’s Late-Night Social Media Habit Costing Us Peace with Iran? Here’s What You Need to Know.
Ever had one of those nights where the chaos hits at midnight and the tweets start flying faster than your heart rate during a HIIT session? Yeah, this whirlwind of demands, conspiracy theories, and throwdowns against political giants isn’t just some isolated meltdown—it’s the new normal. You’d think after all that keyboard frenzy the guy would be wired, right? Nope. Turns out, amidst calls to undo an election and labeling historic organizations as scams, there’s also some serious nap time happening mid-meeting. It’s like watching a high-intensity workout suddenly turn into a slow-motion stretch—confusing yet oddly fascinating. Seriously, how does someone juggle a virtual circus and then doze off like it’s bedtime? Makes you wonder if we need a fresh playbook for presidential succession—because the current one seems about as useful as a flat tire on race day. Curious to see just how wild the night got? LEARN MORE
This is entirely normal.
(Props to Harry Sisson for staying awake in Crazytown.)
12:18am – Demands Chuck Schumer resign
12:19am – Posts a tweet saying Obama tried to “overthrow the government in 2016.”
12:22am – Reposts a statement from Sen. Mike Lee calling for the filibuster to be removed
12:27am – Posts a conspiracy video alleging Obama and Hillary Clinton committed treason
12:27am – Posts a tweet from a MAGA account calling for Obama and Clinton to be arrested for treason
12:28am – Another post calling for treason charges against Obama and Clinton
12:28am – Yet another post demanding treason charges for Obama and Clinton
12:29am – Posts an AI image of a man holding a sign
1:13am – Demands the 2020 election be “wiped from the books and be of no further force or effect.”
2:43am – Posts about Clint Eastwood complimenting him
2:44am – Posts about Elon Musk calling the Southern Poverty Law Center a “scam”
2:45am – Posts about a far-right podcast
And then he dozes off during meetings. Hard to believe.
And then there’s this:
The Southern Poverty Law Center, one of the greatest political scams in American History, has been charged with FRAUD. This is another Democrat Hoax, along with Act Blue, and many others. If it is true, the 2020 Presidential Election should be permanently wiped from the books and be of no further force or effect! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DJT
Wiping a presidential election “off the books” and ruling that it should “be of no further force or effect”?
What in the absolute fck is he talking about?
Repeal the 25th Amendment immediately and write a presidential-succession amendment that actually allows for, you know, succeeding a president who’s this far around the bend.



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