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Inside the Shocking Indictment of James Comey: A Twisted Power Play That Could Change Everything

Alright, folks, gather ’round — here’s a curveball even King Charles III probably didn’t see coming. While he’s busy minding royal traditions and dodging historic fates that plagued so many King Charleses before him, over here, the former colonies are flippin’ the script and diving headfirst into a saga that feels straight out of a bizarre thriller. Imagine this: a former FBI director, some seashells, and an indictment that’s got just about everybody scratching their heads. Is this the political theater reaching new lows—or just a crazy reminder that sometimes reality outdoes fiction? Honestly, I’m wondering how many times the legal circus has to stumble before people finally take a breath. Seashells as evidence—really? Hang tight, because this mix of justice, politics, and beachcombing shenanigans is unlike anything you’ve seen. LEARN MORE

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King Charles III, one of the 66 percent of the King Charleses not beheaded by his subjects, was gentlemanly enough not to mention before Congress on Tuesday that the former colonies have completely lost their shit. From CNN:

Former FBI Director James Comey was indicted Tuesday over a photo of seashells officials said threatened President Donald Trump, marking the administration’s second attempt to prosecute one of his largest political opponents, three sources first told CNN. The indictment was brought in the Eastern District of North Carolina, according to multiple sources familiar with the matter. Trump has long pressed for his political adversaries to face charges, including the former FBI director he sees as a key leader in the perceived effort to “weaponize” the justice system against him. Last May, Comey posted a photo on social media of shells on a beach writing out the numbers “86 47,” which critics said referred to taking out or killing Trump.

Jaysus, will they never give up? How many times do they have to have their nuts kicked through the roof of their mouth in court before they get the damn message? I mean, I know Todd Blanche, former Trump defense hack, really wants to be named attorney general in full, but seashells?

When used as slang, the number 86 can refer to getting rid of or tossing something out. Trump is currently the 47th president. Comey posted the photo of the shells, writing in the caption “Cool shell formation on my beach walk.” Almost immediately following his post, Republicans and administration officials went full bore in their criticism of Comey at the time, with then-Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem announcing Comey would be investigated by the Secret Service over what she said was a call “for the assassination” of Trump.

Kristi Noem presently resides in the Phantom Zone and thus was unavailable for comment.

And I had no idea this was going on.

Maurene Comey alleges she was fired as retribution because she is the daughter of the former FBI director. She is seeking back pay and to have her legal fees paid. She worked on some of the most prominent prosecutions by the U.S. attorney’s office for the Southern District of New York, including the prosecution of music mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs, Jeffrey Epstein and his accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell, and New Jersey Democratic Sen. Robert Menendez.

On July 16, two weeks after a jury convicted Combs of two counts of transportation to engage in prostitution, Maurene Comey received an email from Washington informing her she was fired “pursuant to Article II” of the U.S. Constitution.

Diddy, you may recall, boasted about his friendship with the president and sought a pardon. But the president, perhaps a little tender on the subject of “transportation to engage in prostitution,” declined to do so. My advice to His Majesty is to get the hell out of Bedlam as soon as he can.