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The Shocking Truth About ICE Agents: Why They’ll Never Earn the Title of American Heroes—No Matter What the Government Says

Ever notice how democracy sometimes feels less like a finely tuned engine and more like a lab rat on a caffeine binge? Well, welcome to This Week in the Laboratories of Democracy—where the bold experiments in governance unfold across states, often with consequences as unpredictable as a surprise leg day at the gym. From Missouri’s tragic saga hitting the headlines and echoing all the way to Guatemala, to the political theatrics lighting up Montana’s primaries and Florida’s drama-queen-style laws, it’s a wild ride. Think of it as your weekly dose of political protein shakes mixed with a heavy set of reality checks. So, buckle up, because as the ax falls in town halls and courtrooms alike, we’re left wondering: when the real work of governing happens on these grassroots battlegrounds, who’s actually benefiting—and who’s getting benched? Ready to dig in? LEARN MORE

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This Week in the Laboratories of Democracy

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Being our semi-regular weekly survey of what’s goin’ down in the several states where, as we know, the real work of governmentin’ gets done, and where one day, the ax just fell.

Our first story begins in Missouri and travels to Guatemala, where it ends tragically and gruesomely and predictably. From NPR:

An Overland couple who had recently returned to Guatemala was found bound and shot to death in a sugarcane field.

Nixon Giovanni Pérez Paz and Glendy Marisol González de la Cruz were killed weeks after González de la Cruz self-deported to be with her husband, who was deported by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement last year.

Their 14-month-old daughter, Giovanni, was found crying beside her mother’s body in southern Guatemala. The child showed signs of dehydration and was taken to a medical center, where she is recovering, according to Guatemalan news outlet ABC Stereo. Guatemala’s National Civil Police told local news outlets that Pérez Paz, 43, and González de la Cruz, 25, had been gagged and had their hands and feet bound. Authorities said both showed signs of physical trauma. Prosecutors are investigating the killings.

The young family was caught up in an ICE sweep that fell upon Overland, catching the mayor and the local government by surprise, as Mayor Marty Little told NPR:

“Seeing the end result here should put everything in perspective as to what this situation is. To know that somebody’s fear, status notwithstanding, they might be here for a reason. There’s an impact there that would cause bodily harm to them—or ultimately death in this situation. We have our police department that responds to issues. That’s why we devote a great deal of time and resources to that department, to provide services for the residents. Here, that’s not what happened. I think that there’s a public safety issue that we engage these folks to keep our community safe, and they’re not involved at all in the actions that kind of led to this.

“We were not notified of [ICE] coming into our jurisdiction, which again presents public safety issues—that somebody gets pulled over in a truck without any marking on it with guys wearing masks; we don’t know who they are. Certainly, the person getting pulled over doesn’t know … that’s the danger here. We have cops out on the street, and if [ICE] were to show up to an event where we had no notice of anything going on, that presents a safety issue. Not only to the residents, or the city, or visitors, but also to the agents taking these actions.”

The young couple had been hassled by immigration authorities for a while. Last April, ICE descended en masse on Nixon and his brother while they were driving to work.

A group of agents exited an unmarked vehicle and swarmed them, taking them out of their white work van and later putting them in handcuffs and shackles before taking them to the Phelps County Jail, since-deported Rolando Pérez Paz told St. Louis Public Radio on Monday from his home in Guatemala. The agents didn’t explain much other than telling him there wasn’t a warrant out for their arrests but that they were being arrested for entering the county illegally and that they would be deported. The two men were in the country without legal status, fleeing violence and poverty from the Central American country, said Rolando Perez Paz. An ICE spokesperson confirmed the stop and arrest in Overland when agents located and arrested Pérez Paz for “being unlawfully present in the United States.”

Are you ready for the cheesy heroic spiel? Good, because here it comes.

“Since Day One, DHS law enforcement has been delivering on President Trump’s promise to the American people to arrest and deport criminal illegal aliens including murderers, rapists, pedophiles, gang members, and terrorists,” the spokesperson wrote in a late Monday email. “ICE remains committed to removing criminal aliens from our communities by enforcing immigration laws and maintaining the integrity of our borders.”

And an angelic chorale playing slide whistles descends upon the congregation.

The recent Supreme Court decision allowing the administration to revoke Temporary Protected Status guarantees that there will be more stories like this one. The next time the gang at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner is yakking it up with Stephen Miller, they can ask him what color he wants his room in hell painted.

Meanwhile, the primary season grinds on across the country. There are some interesting ads popping up. Here’s Iowa Democratic senatorial candidate Josh Turek, a former wheelchair gold medalist, shooting around with a lanky 2-guard who looks promising. And here’s Sam Forstag, a Democratic congressional candidate in Montana, a smokejumper and union official who seems to be everything people thought Graham Platner was. One of Forstag’s prospective opponents is an actual talk-radio jock named Aaron Flint, who already has banked endorsements from the incumbent, Ryan Zinke, and the president. From the Montana Free Press:

The Montana Democrat Party,” the presumptive Republican frontrunner told the audience, “is tragically the party of Epstein.” Flint, who hosts the “Montana Talks” radio program, insisted there was money from the dead celebrity pedophile to be “given back,” without suggesting who such money might be given to. The tendons in his neck strained with intensity as he spoke. Flint, 46, is a military veteran with a trim physique and neat haircut that would still pass Army grooming standards. His black T-shirt featured a chalk-white characterization of the American flag in the shape of Montana punctuated by “AF.” The nation’s widespread recent “No Kings” rallies, he told his audience, were funded by foreigners.

Whoooo, doggies. Here we go.

“Donald Trump is doing a great job, but radical politicians like AOC, Mamdani and Bernie, they’ve taken over Washington. But here’s the deal—they’re coming for Montana next. Sanctuary cities, boys in girls’ sports, public lands being fenced off, locals being priced out, and our way of life being pushed aside,” Flint said in the campaign video that served as his campaign’s curtain raiser.

Asked what he stands for as a candidate, Flint paused for a minute. Congress, he said, should be more like a radio program driven by callers. “What are people talking about a bunch? We want to be talking about what they’re talking about, what they’re thinking about, the issues that matter to them. And frankly, that’s exactly what Congress should be doing. Housing is a huge issue. We need high-paying jobs to keep our kids in Montana. High-wage job opportunities are huge.”

This guy at least sounds more grounded than the call-in exorcist guy running for governor of Colorado. But, really, Congress should be more like a talk show? Even more than it is now? How is that possible? Does he expect Congress to sell auto glass and hair-replacement schemes between roll calls?

And meanwhile, down in the Chronic ward of American democracy, people are getting all ginned up about the possibility that everyone in Florida will be forced to pray five times a day, which will cut into dogtrack time. Governor Ron DeSantis, the Man Who Solved the Pandemic, last seen as unsightly road kill on a highway in Iowa in 2023, clearly has decided that the Muslim Threat is going to be his ticket back to the Bigs. Just this month, he signed a law giving his administration the power to designate groups he doesn’t like as “domestic terrorist groups.”

The legislation (HB 1471) was filed in support of DeSantis’s executive order classifying the Council on American-Islamic Relations, or CAIR, and the Muslim Brotherhood as terrorist organizations. In March, U.S. District Judge Mark Walker issued a preliminary injunction against the order, writing that it violated CAIR’s rights by targeting and threatening those providing the organization with material support. Criticizing the legislation DeSantis’ office helped author as advancing “a political agenda,” CAIR-Florida Executive Director Hiba Rahim said in a statement on Monday, the law jeopardizes student speech, freedom of religion, and due process.

DeSantis acknowledged that Sharia law isn’t going to be practiced in Florida courts, but the new state law is intended to get ahead of its “creep into different institutions.”

“What I see happening in Europe, I see a migration not to assimilate, but to displace the current cultures that are there,” DeSantis said. “We obviously are not going to allow that to happen here in the state of Florida.”

The measure also outlines rules for expelling students at state universities who “promote” support for such groups. If a student’s actions can be “reasonably interpreted” as an actual threat of violence; disrupt the learning environment; infringe upon the rights of others; or offer “material support for or the recruitment of members for such an organization,” they can be expelled under the new law.

It’s not actually happening except behind the fevered brows of the MAGA crowd with whom DeSantis is desperately trying to get back. Which means a law must be passed so Meemaw can sleep at night confident she won’t wake up in a burqa. Christamighty, what a place.

And we conclude, as is our custom, in the great state of Oklahoma whence Blog Official Bacalhau judge Friedman of the Algarve brings us a tale of similar paranoia. From 2News:

Members of the Broken Arrow City Council met January 12 for a special meeting involving the rezoning and permit applications connected to a proposed Islamic center. The vote was denied 4-1, strictly citing feasibility concerns. The Broken Arrow Planning Commission voted to approve the zoning change in December. The Islamic Society of Tulsa already owns the land it wanted to build on.

That was in January, and the fight has gone on, and now the Department of Justice is involved.

The Department of Justice is investigating the City of Broken Arrow’s zoning and land use practices in connection with the Religious Land Use and Institutionalized Persons Act of 2000. The City of Broken Arrow shared the letter on its website and social media pages Tuesday morning.

From said letter:

Our investigation will focus on how the City’s zoning laws treat religious land uses. As part of our investigation, we will review the City’s zoning requirements for houses of worship, as well as the City’s denial of a rezoning request by the Islamic Society of Tulsa that would have allowed the land located at approximately ½ mile north of Tucson Street (121st Street) and just east of Olive Avenue (129th E. Avenue) to be used for a commercial retail center and a mosque. Our investigation is preliminary in nature, and we have not made any determination as to whether there has been a violation of RLUIPA by the City.

Why do I believe that the mosque is a dodge, and that the DOJ will find that the Fire of God Evangelical Church and Dance Hall will be the real victim in all of this?

This is your democracy, America. Cherish it.